Jamarcus's Whereabouts

So I’m flying back to San Francisco and just read Jamarcus Russell missed offseason workouts today. So I was kinda shocked to see him sitting in the waiting area of my gate at Dulles airport. He’s on a United flight, and apparently flies first class. His jewelry is even crazier in person. I’ll upload my covert pics and add more detail when I get to SF.

UPDATE:  Apparently the Raiders claim Russell was late to camp because he was closing a house in Alabama.  This seems fishy to me– why take a flight from Alabama to D.C. to San Francisco– seems like a bit of an indirect route to take to get back to the Bay Area.  In fact, D.C. is the OPPOSITE direction that Russell would need to have flown to get back to Oakland from Alabama.  I call shenanigans on Russell’s excuse (or he sucks at planning flights).  This here is an Aaron Rodgers’ Neighborhood exclusive– no one else has the scoop on Russell’s whereabouts when he was supposed to be in camp.

Oh, and to answer everyone’s burning questions, Russell didn’t eat a flight attendant and also didn’t manage to fumble his drink.