These guys never learn. Greg Oden, who obviously doesn’t have a lot to do since he is again injured for the rest of this season, is now the latest idiot to fall victim to his own desire to take photos of himself naked with his phone. Photos have surfaced on this internet of Oden in the buff,taken himself with his cell phone. Oden has admitted that the pictures are indeed of him and apologized.
It’s not like Oden is the first person to fall victim to the self-taken nudie photos leaked on the internet. First, there was Steelers kicker Jeff Reed, who pretty much did the same thing. Then there was Wake QB Riley Skinner, who also took a picture of himself naked. Third, there was one of the stupidest ones, were Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted a picture of himself reading his playbook on his blog…problem was he was reading the book in the nude and you could see a little too much info in the picture.
So here’s my plea to athletes out there:
Dear Professional/College Athlete:
Hey, I get it, you really want to take a naked picture of yourself, I mean who doesn’t really? But before you do, think for a second. If you take a picture, presumably you want to share it with someone. Now, will you be with that special someone forever? Chances are the answer is no. Now, if this person say, wants to make a buck, or let’s say is pissed about the fact that you no longer are seeing each other and wants vengeance, where do you think they will go first? THE NUDIE PHOTOS. Why? Because you are a celebrity, and the best way to get back at you is to embarrass you in public. And what better way than to expose your private parts to the world and show them what a perv you are? You may think, no no that can’t happen to me. You’re young, you’re rich, your love with your nudie photo recipient will last forever. But look around man, this has happened to so many people! You aren’t invincible! People will post your nudie photos and they will make it onto the Huffington Post where everyone will look at them, or at least know you took them. So next time you get that urge to photograph your junk, DON’T DO IT. For you, for me, and for the United States of America.
Love,
Aaron Rodgers’ Neighborhood.
These guys need a support group or something.
